{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
{"type":"programming","setup":"A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.","punchline":"A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.","id":364}
{"type":"standard","title":"Guillermo Calvo","displaytitle":"Guillermo Calvo","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1326679","titles":{"canonical":"Guillermo_Calvo","normalized":"Guillermo Calvo","display":"Guillermo Calvo"},"pageid":12794223,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Guillermo_Calvo.jpg/330px-Guillermo_Calvo.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Guillermo_Calvo.jpg","width":3648,"height":2432},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1251268978","tid":"13ae76ff-8aca-11ef-818e-714b2a3495e4","timestamp":"2024-10-15T07:49:59Z","description":"Argentine-American economist","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillermo_Calvo","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillermo_Calvo?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillermo_Calvo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guillermo_Calvo"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillermo_Calvo","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Guillermo_Calvo","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillermo_Calvo?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Guillermo_Calvo"}},"extract":"Guillermo Antonio Calvo is an Argentine-American economist who is director of Columbia University's mid-career Program in Economic Policy Management in their School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA).","extract_html":"
Guillermo Antonio Calvo is an Argentine-American economist who is director of Columbia University's mid-career Program in Economic Policy Management in their School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA).
"}{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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