{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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The Same Old Blues is the debut album from UK rock group Proud Mary. The album was recorded at Wheeler End Studios in November 2000 over a period of 7 days and released on Noel Gallagher's Sour Mash label. The album was produced by Noel Gallagher assisted by Gem Archer, engineered by Stan Kybert and mixed by Mark \"Spike\" Stent at Olympic Studios in London. The album was released in June, 2001 and reached #94 on the UK album charts.
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